28/2/1999
Millennium Bug
Underneath a mountain,
In the heart of Khazakhstan
There lay an old machine
For which they didn’t plan
And as the counters fell to zero
It became a nuclear ‘hero’
And while we partied on
Our world was sudden… GONE!
And now we’re back in caves
To eke out sorry days
The world was once our place
‘Til we destroyed its face
We thought we were so clever
Did we expect this? Never!
So ends the age of man
Because we didn’t plan
Post script: Never was I so glad to be wrong!